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Sexy Distraction
This Darts Excuse submitted by Jim Cosmas at 3:58 PM on 2/11/04.
The SSDA is a well organized dart league in Songtan, South Korea. The league is comprised of U.S. military, U.S. civilian personnel, and South Korean nationals. All league games and tournaments are played in the numerous bars throughout the city. These bars usually have great music (loud)and either Korean, Filipina, or Russian girls dancing on a stage or platform. In 1999, our team, DILLIGAF, playing out of the Dragon Club was undefeated heading for a match at the Phoenix Club. The boards at the Phoenix were strategically placed 8 feet away from a 6 foot tall speaker, and 8 feet away from the brass pole laiden dance platform. Needless to say, it was difficult throwing a straight dart with Metallica blaring in your left ear while a gorgeous Russian babe strutted her stuff to the right...we walked out of there with our first and only loss of the season, and more than just our darts in our hand.
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