Poole's boys

• Steel-Tip Darts

• Austrian national

• Anyone qualifies for this team as long as you are of Austrian descendency, wear white socks and sandals (mustard socks are even better!), wear cut offs from when you were 10, and are on first name terms with Toni Polster (Goalscorer and Mullet, what a man!) Also, you must be bi-lingual e.g I speak English and fluent bull!