VAN-JE-AF!

This Dart Team Name submitted by mic barendsz at 6:27 PM on 1/5/97.

1. Can't translate the name, sorry... no 4 letter words allowed (Van-je-af! is dutch for #%$!)
2. The team consists of 5 whimps and a 6 foot blond.
3. We play darts in a bar called De Buitenhof. Here, Huib and Jannie give moral and liquid support to many renowned dutch teams (we act as a deterrent). Also, they anually welcome the best dutch, belgian and german players, competing in a tournament called the Delft Open.
4. DID, the delft darts association, has approximately 600 members. Not bad, considering Delft is a town of about 60,000 citizens. We nearly beat soccer!
5. Van-je-af! is a mediocre team in one of two first divisions (we've repeatedly finished 6th in a league of 14)
6. When we get degraded, we still will have fun in one of four second divisions (lots of babes, there!).
7. When we get promoted, we will weekly be degraded by ugly, bad guys in the superleague (I've spotted Raymond van Barneveld and Bert Vlaardingerbroek in one team).
8. See ya all in 2016 when darts is an Olympic game!